Winning Ronaldo, Burgling Berbatov, Silky Da Silvas

Hello and welcome to my latest post! Lets start off with the Ronaldo saga! First off he is capable of this:



But then so is he of this:



Everyone was expecting Ronaldo to perform at the Euros and everyone was talking about him after the Euros as well - but that wasn't for being good at the Euros. Oh no. He was completely rubbish for Portugal. They were talking about him moving to Real Madrid. First it was £100 million then it was £80 million then it was £70 million. But after claims of slavery, opting to go to Madrid it has been assured that Ronaldo will stay at United. Don't worry, United fans. He has built three whirlpool jacuzzis in his mansion in Manchester .

Now for the Berbatov story. Dimitar Berbatov to Manchester United is a transfer chase that has been going on for ages. United were close to signing him in 2006 when Tottenham bought him, United just took too long with the Van Nistelrooy thing and all. Then, after a super Spurs season, they were rumoured to be wanting to sign him, but instead bought Nani, Anderson and another long awaited arrival, Owen Hargreaves. The January transfer window brought the same rumours, except Sir Alex only brought in an untested, unseen Angolan striker Manucho. But now, after 2 years United look set to sign him. After Berbatov had said it is his dream to play for United, Juande Ramos wanting something to happen so he could make a move if Berba does go and rumour being that he will sign sometime this week. But be warned: it might just be more inconclusive speculation!

For my final topic I would just like to do a short toast to the Da Silva twins, Fabio and Rafael. Well done for a brilliant start and good luck in your next game!