Winning Ronaldo, Burgling Berbatov, Silky Da Silvas

Hello and welcome to my latest post! Lets start off with the Ronaldo saga! First off he is capable of this:



But then so is he of this:



Everyone was expecting Ronaldo to perform at the Euros and everyone was talking about him after the Euros as well - but that wasn't for being good at the Euros. Oh no. He was completely rubbish for Portugal. They were talking about him moving to Real Madrid. First it was £100 million then it was £80 million then it was £70 million. But after claims of slavery, opting to go to Madrid it has been assured that Ronaldo will stay at United. Don't worry, United fans. He has built three whirlpool jacuzzis in his mansion in Manchester .

Now for the Berbatov story. Dimitar Berbatov to Manchester United is a transfer chase that has been going on for ages. United were close to signing him in 2006 when Tottenham bought him, United just took too long with the Van Nistelrooy thing and all. Then, after a super Spurs season, they were rumoured to be wanting to sign him, but instead bought Nani, Anderson and another long awaited arrival, Owen Hargreaves. The January transfer window brought the same rumours, except Sir Alex only brought in an untested, unseen Angolan striker Manucho. But now, after 2 years United look set to sign him. After Berbatov had said it is his dream to play for United, Juande Ramos wanting something to happen so he could make a move if Berba does go and rumour being that he will sign sometime this week. But be warned: it might just be more inconclusive speculation!

For my final topic I would just like to do a short toast to the Da Silva twins, Fabio and Rafael. Well done for a brilliant start and good luck in your next game!

Transfer Talk

Welcome to Transfer Talk!
Today we are looking at Manchester United's transfer ins.

Michael Carrick looks sure as the player will have his medical this Monday, Luca Toni could be a target from Fiorentina as the side are down to Serie B, Zlatan Ibrahimovich and Gianluigi Buffon as Juventus have gone down as well.

Well you may be wondering why I am saying that Juventus [ AC Milan and Lazio and Fiorentina are on minus points for the start] are relegated to Serie B. Well it is because they were involved in a match-fixing scandal which means they paid other clubs to win or lose!

Well happily enough we have Michael Carrick AND Tomasz Kusczack on a season-long loan.

The transfer window will open again in January 2007-expect lots of transfers for the boys in red and white and black!

The battle of the two clubs, Real Madrid and Manchester United!

Who's going to win? Real Madrid or Manchester United? I am trying to persuade Ruud not to go but he is falling for Real Madrid's trap! What is it? you may ask well this is what they are going to do to poor old Ruud! Leave him the subs bench for a season or two, like Michael Owen and then, eventually sell the Ruudster!

But who do you think is going to get Ruud Van Nistelrooy?